He's the only elf at the North Pole
with a university degree. From Oxford no less. He's a good
fellow, but is definitely in an intellectual world of his own.
It figures that Santa Claus has entrusted one of the most
important jobs in the Village to Alabaster. Namely,
Administrator of the Naughty or Nice List.
He has developed an ingenious system that updates the
Naughty or Nice rating for every boy and girl four times a
minute. That way, Santa Claus has the latest skinny on
everyone and can adjust toy production accordingly.
Not only is Alabaster the only elf at the North Pole with a
degree from Oxford, he's the only elf anywhere with a degree
from Oxford. Actually, when he was a student there, he lived
in the Oxford Dictionary at the Oxford University Library.
(The Oxford Dictionary was the biggest book in the Library and
he hollowed it out and made an apartment out of it.)
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